I’m pretty old. I’m sure most people would agree with me on this. I am not, however, old enough to have played Choplifter, an ancient game for an ancient incarnation of the Apple in which your little helicopter flew from left to right and right to left again, picking up refugees and blowing up tanks whether left or right or centre. I think all that’s left of the people who are old enough to have played Choplifter1 are fossilised remnants scattered amongst sedimentary deposits on the seabed. So it is a good thing that developers inXile have released Choplifter HD, a modern update with modern innovations such as pretty graphics, awful voice-acting, and zombies.