“Following a tradition that has been passed down from generation to generation for
centuries, many signs and placards in Britannia are written in a unique and
attractive runic script that was once the language of the druids. This strange writing
is older than Britannia itself. While the presence of such writing might befuddle a
casual tourist, the wise traveller knows that it is a worthwhile pursuit to learn the
meaning of this writing.”

Of course learning a whole new alphabet just so that I can read the signs is a little bit further than I’m willing to go for this game.