Yeah, me too!! I wonder what approach to Elden Ring he’s taking. Anything from Wretch who never accepts the level-up lady’s offer to a big magic mofo. Painstakingly learning bosses’ patterns and possible combo trees in single melee combat? Co-oping through everything with the new password feature?

Oh, but I hope he doesn’t get the stutters on his system. It feels unfair and completely wipes out the focus you need when sub-optimal DirectX 12 usage by the devs makes you skip through time at crucial moments—moments which you’re of course subjected to in high density.

Sorry, I think I just wanted an excuse to talk about ER. Can’t wait to hear him dissect it. …. except no!! There’s no way he can go into his usual level of detail without robbing me of some small discovery or other! I’ll skip reading his thoughts when they first come out!

With the recent hype train blowing 11 out of the water, I am excited to eventually see your thoughts on Elden Ring. I’m curious about it but am holding off on it for now, as I’m still having fun with Warhammer 3 as it is… also looking forward to your thoughts on that one too, though it might be worthwhile to wait for the finished product (ie the combined map and all the races) before a full write up.